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Castration

Uses:

To cure epilepsy.

 

Method:

 

 

Some may find this offensive; however, with the dawning of the enlightenment, doctors have noticed that masturbation and sexual excess are the most common cause of fits (6). Therefore, if a patient cannot have sex, the patient will not have fits.

Also noteworthy is the association between castration and "irresistible sleep tendencies" and "brief attacks of paralysis"(7). If other methods prove unsuccessful, castration may be used in these circumstances as well.
Side Effects:

High voices in young males (Note: to remedy this, simply enroll them in the castrati choir), impotence and suicide.

 

For more information on sex related topics, see Shh, Sex