Eiji's Wild Adventure:
The Fall 2003 end of semester party was a lot of fun. Among other happenings, Francis Garcia decided to teach Eiji Kubo, a Japanese native, english slang such as "Git da fuck off me, bitch!" Eiji learned this very well. He also drank too much whiskey. Francis offered to put Eiji's bike in the truck and drive him home but Eiji was adamant about getting home by himself, saying he could do it because he was "Samurai" (the source of his nickname)! The next morning Francis sent Eiji an email just to see if he got home ok. Here is the correspondence:

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Date: Sat,  6 Dec 2003 07:49:36 -0500
From: francisg@umich.edu
To: ekubo@umich.edu

hey eiji,

how are you feeling this morning?  i am tired because i went to sleep at 4am but i have to go snowboarding with my brother so i have to get up. let me know if you made it home ok.  hope you had a good time last night!
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francis

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Date: Sat,  6 Dec 2003 12:35:21 -0500
From: ekubo@umich.edu
To: francisg@umich.edu

Hey Francis,

Thanks for taking care of me. I really enjoyed the party. I feel good. No headache. But I have some scratches on my face. On the way back home, I dived into the ground from the head with my bike in a high speed. It bent my shape-memory glasses irrevocaly. It must have been scaring to some people walking there. They asked me "Ah, Are you, Are you OK?". I felt really bad.

Lesson: Never gulp Whistky.
Next time I switch to Vodka.

Enjoy coldness.
Get fuck off me, man,

Eiji

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Date: Sat,  6 Dec 2003 23:59:58 -0500
From: francis@umich.edu
To: ekubo@umich.edu

wow!  i hope you're ok after that accident falling off of your bike.  will you be able to make it to practice on tuesday?  man, i hope you're alright!  let me know if you need anything.
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francis

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Date: Sun,  7 Dec 2003 12:02:44 -0500
From: ekubo@umich.edu
To: francis@umich.edu

Thanks. It's not serious.
I felt happy even in the accident.
See you on Tuesday.

Eiji

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