You attend a hearing on January 13, 1767. You have broken the law, and must face the consequences even if it was not your original plan, but what else were you to do? The judge, while pointing his finger of blame, tells you the seriousness and unwholesomeness of the crime. The judge states, "What if this had brought on and epidemic of uncurable disease?"

You think to yourself, "Oh, a little vinegar never hurt anyone, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger." Alas, you cannot say this outloud, so you just sit with a smirk on your face.

Then, the judge yells at you, just as you begin to tune him out, "Wipe that smirk off your face!" Right then, you frown, but the smile returns.