Name:
Mitchell David Voss

Jersey Number:
27 (8)

Hometown:
Portage, MI

Major:
Pre-Business/Communications

What is your status in the group? (i.e. Ruben is President, Dustin is Music Director, Joe's the Treasurer, etc. Make something up):
Prank Monkey

Musical Influences:
Queen, Billy Joel, Michael Jackson, Bobby McFerrin, Frank Sinatra, Miles Davis, Norah Jones, Simon & Garfunkel, Elton John, Prince, Stevie Wonder, Meatloaf, The Who, Led Zeppelin, Weezer, Sublime, Guster, Cake, Jack Johnson, Ben Folds, Ben Harper, Gavin DeGraw, Phish, Dave Matthews Band, Radiohead, Maroon 5, Coldplay, 311, Jimmy Eat World, Fall Out Boy, The Postal Service, Tenacious D

Favorite Album of All Time:
Queen - Greatest Hits

Boxers or Briefs:
Boxers.  The Greatest.  Muhammud Ali.

Favorite Movie Quote:
"Felt wrong not to swing." - Joaquin Phoenix - Signs

Macintosh or your standard Windows PC?
Michael likes computers.  Mine's black.

What would be worse? Being trapped in a dark room with (insert childish fear here) or in a well lit room with the entire cast of (insert show here)?
A well lit room with the cast of Rocky Horror Picture Show would probably make for better stories than single-handedly fighting off a hostile alien race.  ...Or would a well lit room with the cast of Alien be better than seeing the Rocky Horror Picture Show in a dark room?  No, it was the first way.  Any more brain-busters?

If all else fails, blame it on _____.
Fat people.  Namely Andrew "Chubbs" Do.

If you were to have one super power, what would it be?
To be as Jewish as Joe.

If given $15 and a choice of ketchup, would you chug Hunt’s or Heinz?
Heinz

Favorite Beverage:
[Mitch didn't put one...so...Bassomatic shake? "Wow, that's some bass!"]

What is the greatest invention ever?
Listerine Pocket Pak Strips (Cool Mint).

I am a GMan because:
I am what I am and that's all that I am.  I'm Mitch Voss the Gentleman.

Favorite G-Moment:
When Dustin turns the lights down low, tells us to close our eyes and listen to each other, sometimes I open my eyes a little and see him doing interpretive dance. He's actually getting pretty good.

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"(Gibberish).  Ha ha, just kidding, of course I speak English."

Just tell us who you are in 14 words. No more, no less:
Well I should probably tell you that I don't know how to count.