Name:
John Strader

Nicknames:
J Strades, John Beatles (apparently)

Jersey Number:
32

Hometown:
Ann Arbor

Major:
Biomedical Engineering

Year in School:
Freshman

Musical Influences:
Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Ben Folds, Eric
Clapton, JET, Rammstein, Rockapella, The Pioneers, Mae, Queen, Warren Barfield, but
most importantly Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.

Favorite Album of All Time:
The Everglow by Mae

Favorite Quote:
"Ah Ah Ah! You didn't say the magic word! Ah Ah Ah! Ah Ah Ah!..." -Dennis Nedry in Jurassic Park

Favorite Movie:
Flyboys

Favorite Flavor-Ice:
Well, we all know that the orange Flavor-Ice gets the girl... but the blue Flavor-Ice takes her home.  Enough said.

Dream Car:
A Mustang GT convertible.  Very nice!

If you had to pick, who would win in a fight? An elephant or a rhinoceros?
What? Is there seriously a question of superiority here? A rhino could whoop an elephant worse than Michigan whoops Notre Dame!

What is the greatest invention ever?
The sandal.  Who thought one day, "Dang, this ground is really rough, maybe I should take a couple of pieces of flat ground and strap them to my feet so I can walk on the same thing over and over!" ? That guy was a genius.

I am a Gentleman because:
¿Qué el diablo? ¡Pensé que este grupo fue llamado a los Caballeros! ¡Blancos estúpidos!

Favorite G-Moment:
When Chip got screwed over several times on one rainy, disgusting night by the infamous goggles.

If you were a professional baseball player, what would be your at-bat intro music?
Thriller by Michael Jackson

Tell us a little about yourself in as many words as your jersey number:
I've lived in Ann Arbor my whole life... More importantly, I'm like Sean Connery as James Bond. Freaking awesome in every way. It's been said, "There's no one greater than John Strader."