Iris Chen is many things to many people: you may know her as the winner of the Miss Bizarre Faces World Pageant, the heiress of a Cantonese cuisine empire in Saint Joe, or just as the girl who appreciatively strokes and coos at the finer architectural components of your house. To us, she is a master actor, choreographer and composer, as well as a mood-making, soul-shaking, chest-beating, arm-flailing fine piece of alto work. She is also, in certain cases, Jesus (at least that's what she claims in voicemails when she wants you to get back to her soon).

Iris Chen