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• FPS Gibbs Sworn into Office

  On Tuesday, FPS Gibbs broke history by becoming the first president ever to be sworn in over Ventrilo. Chief Justice Robert performed the swearing-in over headset, despite concerns over Robert's personal rights. Nevertheless, with dual-bass thrumming in the background, Gibbs' words echoed across the capital to the throngs of cheering gamers. Read More...

• Wild Gromer on the Loose

  Be on the lookout! A wild Gromer has been spotted on campus grounds. All students are encouraged to carry Pokeballs at all times. The Gromer has been known to attack short Dialenese people without notice. Such attacks range from the gentle "n00b pwnage" to the all-out "le Dialinator". Beware, this Gromer is known to "Do Work Son." Read More...

• Oh My God! The World Loves Me!

  Oh Jeff, where do we start. You win at Brawl, you win at Mario Party, you even win Apple products... I mean, who doesn't love Jeff? He's just the most awesome kid ever. Clicking on his WoW game, spamming the A- Button in Domination, and hanging onto Dyle for dear life... the Hainens of the world all dream to be like you, Jeff. So cool, so IE, what's not to like? Read More...

• Josh Accepted into Disney Princesses Society

  So it happened that our good Josh was spending his birthday just as normal. People Brawling for 3 hours, Bryan chipping away at the DragonBall Z on his to-do-list, and Joe eating his daily slices of pizza. But then! Suddenly, a Wild Tanya appeared! Having breached the impressive defenses of Gromer Prime, and circumventing the Fiebelkorn line, the Wild Tanya found her Princess-Elect Josh just milling around in " Da Bryan Cave. " Read More...