"Nobody Loves You"
by: Monsterland
Nobody loves you
Nobody loves you
Nobody loves you
Nobody ever loved you
If I could see inside your skull
And see why you talk too much
I think it might give me a clue
It hits you in the face
Like a ton of bricks
And leaves you bleeding
From the mouth
I guess in certain situations
You might be forced to call this love
I know you have your doubts
I think you have your doubts
And then it comes and hits you
In the face again and again
ÔCause you say nobody
Nobody loves you
Nobody loves you
Nobody loves you
Nobody loves you
Life is messy, love is sorry
And you try too hard to stay true
It covers you, it smothers you
It leaves you feeling
Like you might have drowned
But the only love for you
Lies six feet under
In a hole in the ground
I know you have your doubts
I think you have your doubts
And then it comes and hits you
In the face again and again
'Cause you say nobody
"One More Minute"
by: Al Yankovic
Well I heard that you're leaving
Gonna leave me far behind
ÔCause you found a brand new lover
You decided that I'm not your kind
So I pulled your name out of my Rolodex
And tore all your pictures in two
And I burned down the malt shop
That we used to go to
Just because it reminds me of you
That's right, you ain't gonna see me crying
I'm glad you found somebody new
ÔCause I'd rather spend eternity
Eating shards of broken glass
Than spend one more minute with you
I guess I might seem kind of bitter
You got me feeling down in the dumps
ÔCause I'm stranded all alone
In the gas station of love
And I have to use the self-serve pumps
Oh, so honey, let me help you with that suitcase
You ain't gonna break my heart in two
Cause I'd rather get a hundred thousand paper cuts on my face
Than spend one more minute with you
I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork
Than watch you go out with other men
I'd rather slam my fingers in a door
Again and again and again and again and again
Aw, can't you see what I'm trying to say darling?
I'd rather have my blood sucked by leeches
Shove an ice-pick under a toenail or two
I'd rather clean all of the bathroons in Grand Central Station with by tongue
Than spend one more minute with you
Yes, I'd rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks
Or stick my nostrils together with crazy glue
I'd rather dive into a swimming pool filled with double-edged razor blades
Than spend one more minute with you
I'd rather rip my heart right out of my rib cage with my bare hands and stomp
on it Ôtil I die
Then spend one more minute with you
"Surprise, Surprise"
by: Mick Jagger and Keith Richards
Well, I told friends of mine, you been tellin' lies.
How I was wrapped up in you.
But surprise, surprise,
Surprise, surprise
I never wanted you that bad
ÔCause I knew you was tellin lies
Knew you was tellin' lies
I could see it in your eyes
Why did you have to go and fool after
We had got along so fine
But surprise, surprise,
Surprise, surprise
Fate is never strange to me
I knew you was tellin lies
Knew you was tellin' lies
I could see it in your eyes
I knew you was tellin lies
Knew you was tellin' lies
I could see it in your eyes
I hope you're proud of all your chasin' Ôround
Thinkin' I was alone all night
But surprise, surprise,
Surprise, surprise
You are only foolin' yourself
ÔCause I knew you was tellin lies
Knew you was tellin' lies
I could see it in your eyes
"I'm Mad"
by: John Lee Hooker
Where you been this time of morning?
I'm mad
You come in here this time of morning
With your close all hanging off ya
I know you been cheatin' on me
I ain't no fool
I've been good to you woman
I give you all of my paycheck every friday
I come home on time
I don't cash my check
I sign my check and I give it to you
I mean, I'm doing what I can
It seems to me you don't appreciate what I'm doing
I'm tired out there
Makin' love to you
You got fine clothes
That I ain't got
But I'm working hard tryin' to take care of you and my bills
I'm mad though
I'm mad
Yes, I'm mad about it
You said you'd be my baby until the end
Honey, I'm tired the way you are doing
I'm mad
Darlin, baby, why don't you do right
Once in awhile?
I'm nice to you
And you know I am
I'm mad
The ole clock on the wall ain't gonna lie to me
I'm mad
I'm mad
"That Girl" (excerpt)
by: C.W. Moss
That girl, oh man
She drives me really nuts
I trust her as far
As I could shoot her from my butt
"Ain't Got a Thing"
by: Jack Clement and Sonny Burgess
Well I got a car, ain't got no gas
I got a check, but it won't cash
And I got a woman, ain't got no class
Well I got a guitar, ain't got no strings
I got ten fingers, ain't got no rings
And I got a woman, who ain't got a thing
Well I got a store, ain't got no heat
I got some drums, ain't got no beat
And I got a woman, she ain't so sweet
I got two feet, ain't got no shoes
I got a wagon, ain't got no mule
I got a woman, but she ain't true
Well I got a piano, ain't got no keys
Yes I got crackers, ain't got no cheese
I got a woman, but she's quite strait
Well, I got a woman, yeah, I got a woman
Oh, I got a woman.
This song isn't about love, but something that can replace love if you play your cards right. See if you can figure it out. And remember, it's never too late to change those Valentine's Day plans...
"She Bop"
by: C. Lauper, S. Lunt, G. Corbett and R. Chertoff
Well, hell, I see them every night in tight blue jeans
In the pages of a blue boy magazine
Hey I've been thinking of a new sensation
I'm picking up a good vibration
Do I wanna go out with a lion's roar
Huh, yea, I wanna go south and get some more
Hey, they say that a stitch in time save nine
They say I better stop or I'll go blind
She bop, he bop, we bop, I bop, you bop, they bop, be bop, be bop, a lu she bop
I hope he will understand
She bop, he bop, we bop, I bop, you bop, they bop, be bop, be bop, a lu she bop
Hey, hey they say I better get a chaperone
Because I can't stop messin' with the danger zone
No, I won't worry, I won't fret
There ain't no law against it yet
She bop, he bop, we bop...