What did YOU do this summer?
Don't you wish you had an internship like the people at
Leadership 2017 did?
We don't know what's worse, the fact that Leadership 2017
participants got paid to do nothing but party like it was 1999 or
the fact that the External Relations Committee of MSA's budget
was approved when it asked to party like it was 1999.
We wonder about the logic of any commission that is able to spend $500 for an event titled "Party for the Planet," when countless student groups are going without funding they need. Gosh, wouldn't it be nice if every student group had all the money they needed and MSA had to hold a bake sale for their events?
Well, who do you think pays for the bagels at MSA's reduced price bake "sales?" It sure ain't the kindly old couple who lives next door to you, now is it?
No one has really had the gall to say this yet, but ... don't you think that Lee Bollinger needs a haircut, or a change in hairstyle, or something? I mean, the man is wearing a virtual mop on his head. It went out with the bloody 1970s! Lee, just because your politics and personal interpretation of the law haven't changed since 1976 does not mean that you have to torture the rest of us with that funky haircut.
In recent journalism news, Managing Editor Evan Knott was
fired from the staff of The New Republic.
Congratulations, Evan!
Following the controversial firing of former head basketball coach Steve Fisher, Michigan Regent Daniel Horning (R - Grand Rapids) raised quite a stink about how improperly Athletic Director Tom Goss and President Lee Bollinger handled the situation. All we have to say to Regent Horning is that you guys voted to hire Bollinger, what did you expect?
South Park Halloween Special, Wednesday, August 29 at 10:00 PM, on Comedy Central. If you miss it, you suck.
We don't know about you all, but with the way the football team is performing this year, maybe, just maybe, they do deserve those Ford Explorers we pay them with.
Recently, the Review received word that the Coalition to Defend ... look, BAMN, we're not typing that all out, was going to hold a press conference with CNN. Anyone else who considers BAMN and National Exposure to be a truly disturbing combination say aye!
Many students noticed a bunch of Michigan State hooligans
running around campus with a cow bell and shouting, "Go
Green! Go White!" as Michigan students, deep in the hell we
call Midterm Examinations, walked by with a look of pain and
suffering on their faces. Look, for the last time, all you
Michigan Staters:
- Just because this game means the world to you does not mean you
can come and annoy us during midterms.
- What kind of course load do you have there so that students can
maintain a 16 day, around the clock vigil for "Sparty?"
- Go out and buy a defense. Your athletic department has that
kind of money and those kind of scruples, right? Ah, the thrill
of victory, and the agony of defeat!
The movie Clerks says it best about Michigan State's
football team:
"Oh, look at you! You can't even pass! ... Man, you suck!
Don't give the ball to this guy, he sucks! You suck!"
Remember this easy guideline from Annie Hall when you are picking out your courses for next term. "Those who can do, do. Those who can't do, teach. Those who can't teach, teach gym. And all the people who couldn't do anything, they were sent to the Math department." OK, so we're taking a bit of license with it.
How long can you picture BAMN in your mind before you laugh?