The Michigan Review

Farewell to The Michigan Review's Graduating Seniors

Benjamin Kepple, editor­in­chief, is graduating with a B.A. in History. We're still amazed that he got an actual, paying job with a liberal arts degree. Still, if the job doesn't work out, he can always fall back on professional gambling or stuntdriving. Having tormented the U­M administration for 4 years at the Review, Ben's last official act of defiance will be to streak naked at Commencement while holding aloft an American flag and shouting"Live Free Or Die!"

Kristina Curkovic, arts editor, is graduating with a B.A. in English and Linguistics. Kristina has brought culture and taste to an otherwise depraved and psychotic editorial board, and plays a mighty fine tuba to boot. She is heading off to law school, where she will try to do the same for a community of vile, slimy future litigators. (Good luck with that!)

Maureen Sirhal, staff writer, is graduating with a B.A. in Political Science and English. When not contributing stellar articles to the Review, Maureen could be found arguing with Buckley or Evan about whether Starbucks is bent on world domination. The Review plans on trading the rights to Maureen to the Heritage Foundation's Policy Review for a laser printer.

Congratulations on surviving the liberal cesspool otherwise known as U of M, and good luck in the future! Now go make a lot of money, and send it all back to us!

This article was published in the 22 April 1998 edition of The Michigan Review (Volume 16, Number 10).
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