Ooh, Big Shot College Graduates, Huh?

As the last issue of the year, we unfortunately must bid a fond adieu to those we lose to graduation. Numbers wise, we’re lucky we’re only losing two staff members, but those two staff members have been invaluable to us during the times here. So to Jake and Astrid, Thank you for your hard work over  the years, and may your days be happy and your elected officials Republican!

 Jacob F.M. Oslick, Managing Editor

 Jacob F.M. Oslick is a third-year senior graduating with an Honor’s B.A. in Economics. He has been with the Review for three years, and is a former Publisher of the Review. Next year, he will attend Columbia University’s Law School, he he has been granted a full-tuition Hamilton Fellowship. His lifelong ambition is to purposefully create global warming so that he can melt the polar ice caps and turn his Philadelphia estate into beachfront property.

 Astrid Phillips, Illustrator (see page 8)

 Astrid Phillips is a fifth-year senior graduating with two degrees: a B.A. with Honors in English, and a B.F.A. in graphic design. She has been with the Review for five years.  She is pursuing a career in film, and hopes someday to be a ruthless media mogul.