Things That Piss Me Off
Telemarketers
Racist people
Having an unbeatable 'loner hand in spades, and someone calls up hearts
Traffic jams
The asshole who, during traffic jams, speeds onward on the shoulder or in the lane that's about to close
Michigan in July / being perpetually sweaty
Able-bodied people who park in handicapped spots
Spam
Jokes that have been recycled to death
Sexist pigs
E-mail propaganda from "friends" who assume you share their political and/or religious views
Homophobes
People who are rude to waitresses
Those who believe regular showering is optional
Weak coffee
Viagra ads, stock tips, insurance quotes, or bank letters from the son of the vice deputy president of Liberia on email
Greed
When you get to a store (video, pharmacy, whatever) at 1 minute before closing time and they're already closed, and won't help you. What's even worse: when they go on a power trip and cop an attitude.
Running out to the 9 and then doggin' it
Urban sprawl
Those who believe that a woman does not have a right to choose what happens to her own body
Caffeine headaches
People who don't work for a living
Politics in the workplace
Politics in general
People who never call ahead--just stop by unannounced and expect you to drop everything
Judgmental people
Mornings
Static cling
When you're driving and the sun is directly in your eyes, and no matter what visor you pull down, how many pairs of sunglasses you put on, or what position you sit in, it relentlessly beams directly into your pupils
Slow metabolism