Everybody was kung-fu fighting..... |
"Where'd Mom go?"
"I don't know, but when she left, she said something about a
henhouse." |
Excuse me Mister....can you give me directions to the pond? |
Didn't I tell you NOT to pull my ears? |
Dang, I almost had it! |
Thanks, I had it done at a new salon downtown! |
Do I look like a mocha latte to you? |
Woohoo! I'm Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! |
(This guy is just nuts). |
"I'm the King of the World!" (Titanic 2) |
If you tell me I just need a little "hair of the dog" I'm
going to bitch-slap you into next week. |
Please papa, don't leave me! |
A nip here, a tuck there....you look mahvelous, dahling! |
I thought we reserved a King size bed. |
Can somebody hand me that wrench? |
You got me for your own silly amusement, didn't you? Weird
humans..... |
What the heck did I do to get demoted? |
How many licks does it take..... |
What a hard life I've got.... |
No cavities next month! |
Must...........reach...............cookie. |
When I say "Be Quiet," I mean "Be Quiet." |
Looks like the fleas are all gone, Mom.... |
Is anyone sitting here? |
Aren't you going to read me my Miranda rights? |
"Finish every bite, and then you can have dessert." |
In the words of Teddy Roosevelt: "Walk softly, and carry a big stick."
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