When you rearrange the letters in this:.......... You get this:

DORMITORY                                            DIRTY ROOM

DESPERATION                                        A ROPE ENDS IT

THE MORSE CODE                                 HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES .........                         CASH LOST IN 'EM

ANIMOSITY ....................                        IS NO AMITY

MOTHER-IN-LAW ...........                      WOMAN HITLER

SNOOZE ALARMS .......                         ALAS! NO MORE Z's

A DECIMAL POINT ............                   I'M A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES .                           THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO ..........                  .TWELVE PLUS ONE

ALEC GUINNESS ................                 GENUINE CLASS

SEMOLINA ........................                    IS NO MEAL

CONTRADICTION ...............                ACCORD NOT IN IT

ASTRONOMER .......................              MOON STARER

THE PUBLIC ART GALLERIES .....       LARGE PICTURE HALL, I BET

YEAR TWO THOUSAND .............        A YEAR TO SHUT DOWN

And for the grand finale...

PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA ..............TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS!!!

 

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