A New Holiday
Every 14th of February you get the chance to
display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts,
flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every
Valentine's Day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that
will show your wife or girlfriend that you really love them more than anything.
Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret. Guys really don't enjoy this
that much. Sure, seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless,
but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another
secret--guys feel left out. That's right, left out. There's no special holiday
for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as
a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it, which is why
a new holiday has been created.
March 20th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective
and self-explanatory. This holiday has been created so you ladies finally have
a day to show your man just how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no
special nights on the town. The name of the holiday explains it all. Just a
steak and a blowjob. That's it.
Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher
in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February
to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine.
The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs
a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word and help bring love
and peace to this crazy world.