FOR THOSE WHO ENJOY LANGUAGE 

(OR SEVERE DISTORTIONS THEREOF):

* Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.

* A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

* Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.

* Practice safe eating - always use condiments.

* Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.

* A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.

* A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

* Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.

* Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

* Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

* Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.

* When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

* She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.

* A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

* Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.

* He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.

* A plateau is a high form of flattery.

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