Potential State Slogans for
Michigan
Aren't we all sick of "Great Lakes
Splendor" yet?
- The only state to
enjoy snowmobiling and skiing in October.
- The one that looks
like a mitten, you moron.
- Vernors, Vernors,
Vernors!
- Where used cars from
Florida bring top dollar.
- No hurricanes here.
- The Orange Barrel
State.
- So close to Canada
you can hardly tell the difference.
- We know the rules to
Euchre.
- Got fudge?
- Soda? We say "pop"
here, buddy.
- The Midwestern "M"
state without a wrestler for governor.
- No riots since '67.
- More than just
boarded-up auto plants.
- Casino fever - catch
it.
- Sandy beaches without
severe undertow.
- Happiness is a warm
pastie.
- Imagine an island
where horse manure still litters the streets.
- Water enough for any
drought.
- Visit Hell, Paradise,
and Climax all in one day.
- Birthplace of Meijer
Thrifty Acres.
- Where Ontario is
merely a shortcut to New York.
- Just a serial killer
away from enacting capital punishment.
- Land of two
seasons: SHOVEL and SWAT.
- The UP: where
flatlanders meet to wear their trendy new parkas to the 4th of July picnic.
- It's called snow. Get
used to it.
- Where the names of
high-toned suburbs needlessly end with "e."
- Deer processing
available here.
- Not as flat as Ohio.
- Try eating corn
flakes without us.
- Hardly any annoying
lizards or poisonous snakes.
- Big on flannel.
- It's not the heat.
It's the humidity.
- No toll roads and
proud of it.
- Our biggest bridge
makes yours look puny.
- Nearly went to war
with Ohio once and will do it again if they pull any funny stuff.
- Land of snow machines
and bass boats.
- #@?&* mosquitoes.
- We know a place where
wooden shoes are always in style.
- Where lousy teams get
new stadiums.
- Speed limit back up
to 70, so move it.
- The Red Wings State.
- Three out of four
seasons very pleasant.
- Kalamazoo: The last
place where Elvis was seen.
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