Two bees
Two bees ran into each other one day.
"How's everything going?" one bee asks the other.
"Terrible. Too much rain. No flowers or pollen."
"Here's what you do," says the first bee... "Fly down five blocks. There's a bar mitzvah, with all kinds of fresh flowers and fruit. But here--put this yarmulke on. You don't want them to think you're a wasp!"
