1. I was sprayed by a skunk.
   
    
2. I tripped over my dog and was knocked unconscious.
   
    
3. My bus broke down and was held up by robbers.
   
    
4. I was arrested as a result of mistaken identity.
   
    
5. I forgot to come back to work after lunch.
   
    
6. I couldn't find my shoes.
   
    
7. I hurt myself bowling.
   
    
8. I was spit on by a venomous snake.
   
    
9. I totaled my wife's jeep in a collision with a cow.
   
    
10. A hit man was looking for me.
    
     
11. My curlers burned my hair and I had to go to the hairdresser.
    
     
12. I eloped.
    
     
13. My brain went to sleep and I couldn't wake it up.
    
     
14. My cat unplugged my alarm clock.
    
     
15. I had to be there for my husband's grand jury trial.
    
     
16. I had to ship my grandmother's bones to India.
    
     
17. I forgot what day of the week it was.
    
     
18. Someone slipped drugs in my drink last night.
    
     
19. A tree fell on my car.
    
     
20. My monkey died.

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