Christmas Rappin'
Cruisin’
Munger Road in my pimped-out ride, my pool cue in the back seat and my woman at
my side.
Suddenly a bullhorn blares “Red Acura, STOP!”…and who is there behind
me but the Animal Cops.
Yo,
yo, yo Debby MacDonald, Anne Marie Lucas, and "Special Agent
H," give us a holla!
"We
need to talk to you about your black
cat; word on the street is he goes by 'Ratt'.
We’ve gotten some complaints about Ratso’s
carnage.
Chipmunks, mice, rabbits, birds….they’ve all been caused harmage."
"The
little cat, Simonie, she’s so sweet and funny.
If you could bottle up her charm,
you’d make a lot of money. We hear she likes to ride in Dad's
roofing truck--just a
quick ride up the driveway really cheers her up!"
"The
cranky old orange one, what’s her deal?
She doesn’t like to be touched,
but she hangs around your heels. She pretends she likes
you--hoping you’ll drop
food, but when you reach to pet her, Snooker swats you—how RUDE!"
“So…Acura
people, besides these three pets...What else is going on in your lives,
Derek and
Betz? Who ya seein'? Where ya been?
What do you like? Take a
minute to fill us in on
what's up in your life."
