Name: Mike Reiskind
Nickname:  Fievel
Height:  4' 8" with shoes (but he plays tall!)
Favorite Ultimate Play:  The Clap Spike - it is ok, I do it all the time.
Mike brings his superb leadership and strategy to the game after learning to play in Florida.  Since moving to the frozen tundra known as Michigan, his throws and love for the game have improved with the colder weather.
 

Name: Mike Jaeger
Nickname:  Jaegs
Favorite TV Show:  Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Favorite Ultimate Play:  A good no-look huck or The reverse thumber
When Mike isn't talking on the phone, he brings some serious O and D to the field.  Mike has the potential to turn any game around, for the good or bad...
 
 
 
 
 
 

Name: Brian Hargraves
Nickname: Stupid Cow
Favorite Action:  The Credit Card - with a disc of course
Favorite Ultimate Play:  Going to the disc
Brian has been a star D player since day one.  To D his man, his favorite move is the faceplant.  This year he looks to add to the team by actually throwing forward.

Name: Jon Bakija
Nickname: Mr. Rocktober
Availability: Sorry ladies, this stud is taken
Favorite Ultimate Play:  The dump to him for a huck
When Jon isn't stretching, doing kegstands, or urinating in the RV, he is a pretty good player.  He loves any receiver cutting to the endzone, especially when he is 50 yards away.
 
 
 
 
 

Name: Wu-Chang Feng
Nickname: Gator
Favorite Football Score:  27-0
Favorite Ultimate Play:  The pancake
When Wu plays with his eyes open, he is one the best on the fields.  He is the utility ultimate player with solid throws, great receiving ability, and hot D.
 
 
 
 
 

Name: Karl Koto
Nickname: Mr. Practice
Favorite Pastime:  Hugging Trees
Favorite Ultimate Play:  Low forehand- And he means low!
This dedicated youngster is a force on the field, especially on the defensive end.  He loves the layout D, but especially loves to turn the disc over in order to get another D.
 
 
 
 
 

Name: Tim Murray
Nickname: Little Half Blow
Weight:  105 pounds, dripping wet, with shoes.
Favorite Ultimate Play:  Is there a play that doesn't involve him?
When Tim is not pretending to be a captain, he is running up and down the field screaming for the disc.  Ultimate is his life just ask any of his old friends or former family members.
 
 
 
 
 

Name: Pfil Broering
Nickname: B-team
Asset to the Team:  The best tipper
Favorite Ultimate Play:  The push pass
Pfil plays smaller then most guys his size.  He has made himself into quite a formidable deep, but is still dangerous when he catches the disc outside the endzone.
 
 
 

Name: Dave Hunter
Nickname: Dad
Favorite Cheer:  "Jon, that throw sucked!"
Favorite Ultimate Play:  Tournament winning backhand
Dave is a younger player who needs to mature a little before he makes it to the next level.  This former volleyball player brings depth to the deep game and defensive squad.
 
 

Name: Angus Mairs
Nickname: Old Guy
Year of Birth:  10 B.C.
Favorite Ultimate Play:  The pull
After discovering Angus in an archealogical dig, he has shown to be quite an effective handler.  He hopes to make a solid addition to the team as well as make Jesse "The Mind" Ventura proud that Angus is from Minnesota.
 
 

Name: Jeff Bischoff
Nickname: Flopsy
Favorite Pastime:  Watching UM bball beat up teams from North Carolina
Favorite Ultimate Play:  The turtle
Jeff learned to play Ultimate at Duke and learned it well.  He is a solid offensive player especially in cold, rainy situations like last year's regionals.
 
 

Name: Mike Haley
Nickname: GK
Favorite Pastime: Trying to keep us away from his sister
Favorite Ultimate Play:  Sky Dump
Seriously, this kid looks to be a force this year.  His forehand can fly about 100 yards.  If we can keep his oil full, he will be a solid player on both O and D.
 

Name: Paul Callaway
Nickname: HP
Favorite Utensil: Spoon
Favorite Ultimate Play:  Taking other people's cuts in the endzone
Paul is not a bad deep, for the shortest guy in his house.  He has great hands and with his ever improving defense Paul looks to be a formidable foe this year.
 

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Name: Rook
Nickname: Matt Wilken
Best Attribute: Honesty
Favorite Ultimate Play:  The spirit foul
From day one, Rook has been an impact player. Whether it is his hot D or game-winning hammers, he is always making things happen.  Rook's play steals the show.
 

Name: Alex Villacorta
Nickname:  A-dawg
Favorite Food to Throw: Chicken
Favorite Ultimate Play:  When we let him play
This kid learned to play in Colorado and has suprised the veterans since day one.  He brings his Rocky Mountain qualities to a team hoping to make us cool!

Name: Brian Lee
Nickname: Speedracer
Best Attribute: Helping 930 Dewey financially
Favorite Ultimate Play: Touch forehand
Brian has been a clutch performer off the field with his driving abilities and kindness at parties.  He looks to add to this team with smooth, refreshing cuts.

Name: Brian Mc Cormick
Nickname: Mick
Best Attribute: His Driving
Favorite Ultimate Play:  Any summer league game with Tim
Brian has brought a great attitude to the field and behind the wheel.  His summer league captain taught him a lot and luckily Brian no longer plays like him.

Name: Christ Scott
Nickname: Canuck
Favorite North American Country: Not sure
Favorite Ultimate Play: Running past everyone
This Canadian brings his wheels and skills to the field.  Unlike past recruits, he comes from the North to bring his disc and weather reading skills to our team.

Name: Dave Pohl
Nickname: Another Dave??
What Phil likes about him: Dave's friends of the opposite gender
Favorite Ultimate Play:  The pull (get it, Pohl - pull, ha!)
Dave is recuperating fine from an early season injury and he is itching to play some disc.  His size will be welcome to the magnUM squad.

Name: Jesse Miller
Nickname: The Body
Sport that he would rather play: Wrestling
Favorite Ultimate Play: We haven't let him play yet
This enthuastic youngster from Miami has brought excitement to the lives of many since his ultimate career has began.  He has earned the respect of everyone with his superb wrestling abilities.

Name: Joe Bernard
Nickname: Anything but Joe
Why does he speak so much?: Because he wants to cut you...
Favorite Ultimate Play: "No, I want Joe to cut, not Joe!"
Joe brings an impressive arsenal of throws and speed to the field.  Give this kid some calimari and he can play.

Name: Mike Jarvis
Nickname: The second coming of Bakija
Least favorite throw: Dump
Favorite Ultimate Play:  Long forehand (but sometimes short)
Jarvis brings a solid cutter with good throws.  He is definitely a potential offensive threat and will be a key addition at tourneys in case Jon is still stretching.

Name: Nick Eidietis
Nickname: The other kid from Niles
What we like about Nick: His stories
Favorite Ultimate Play: Impressing the coaches
Nick had a break out performance at the Classic City Classic.  His cuts were rock solid, if we could only get him the disc!  His defense has steadily improved and could be a force on both sides of the disc.

Name: Palmer Moore
Nickname: Beaver
Biggest Blunder: Not playing Ultimate his first two years
Favorite Ultimate Play: Throwing forehands when everyone else throws backhands
This shitty rookie will be a stellar addition to the squad.  He hails from magnUM's favorite state South Carolina and brings superb drawing skills to the field..

Name: Ryan Tenkley
Nickname: Stretch
Best Attribute: He's tall
Favorite Ultimate Play:  Counting the stall
Another tall addition to the magnUM team.  He is continually learning the game and looks to be a formidable foe for our opponents.

Name: Warren Metlizky
Nickname:  Cutie-pie
Favorite Animal: Sheep
Favorite Ultimate Play: Landing on his nipple
If we could ever get law school out of the way, Warren would definitely be a studd.  Now, we have to settle for his quickness and ability to get wide open.  Schucks.

Name: Observer Dave
Nickname: Observer
Can he play?: Please be elgible, please.
Favorite Ultimate Play: Calling out of bounds
Waiting to hear from the U, but it looks like he could be a late season addition.  With Nationals experience with Rice, we will take him!

Name: Brian Lane
Nickname: Fairy
Interesting Fact: There is nothing interesting about him.
Favorite Ultimate Play: Bad, uh, good calls
Brian was the captain of the team formerly known as TUKA and takes his abilities to the sideline (where he should have been the whole time).  Hopefully, we will learn by what he says and not what he does.