Last significant update: 10 February 2000
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Thanks to Judy Kulbicki for first bringing this hoax to our attention, on 2 February 2000, and to Michael Cnudde for supplying us with the version in which this hoax usually appears, which you'll find below, on 3 February 2000.
Well, well. Here is a particularly silly hoax, since it defeats itself right from the start:
That's the first hoax warning sign... the request to propagate it far and wide.
BANG! They just shot themselves in the foot. Before the hoax even starts, we have a reputable web site we can check to see whether or not this has any basis in fact. But the Center for Disease Control web site (leaving our site) debunks this in an article titled "False Internet report about necrotizing fasciitis associated with bananas"....
So we can consign this to the dungheap without even reading the hoax -- but for those of you who like to torture yourselves further, read on:
Hmmm. So now diseases are spreading between Plant and Animal Kingdoms, eh?
Class, what is wrong with this paragraph? Correct! An infection eats volume, not linear measure.
... of the perpetrator of this hoax, if we catch him/her.
Just kidding.
Or am I? You be the judge.
Hey! I think I finally understand! The people who write hoaxes are conspiracy theorists. That would explain why they are such loons....
I say that forwarding this to even ONE person is not an acceptable number.
Whodat? Certainly not part of the CDC, nor do they seem to have a web presence. They don't exist -- except in the depraved mind of the hoax writer.
Please do not forward this -- or any other hoax -- to all your friends.
Instead, you should reply to the sender -- and as far back up the email
chain as you have energy -- informing the originators that this is a hoax.
For this particular hoax, I suggest that you provide a pointer to this URL
(http://www.umich.edu/~virus-busters/hoaxes/banana.html)
For virus or hoax info, please see our main page
(http://www.umich.edu/~virus-busters/) or go to another reputable site,
like The Urban Legends Reference Pages (leaving our site).
-BPB
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