The Betz & Derek Quarterly News
March 2004
After spending almost three full days editing and polishing the October 2003 newsletter, I realized that I needed to stop writing about my life and start HAVING one again. That's why you haven't heard from me in a while. But here are the highlights of what's been going on in our lives since October.
“Kan du svenska?”
Back
in October, Elaine invited several of us to University Living for “Scrapbook-a-palooza.”
They
have a nice multi-purpose room that was perfect for laying out cropping stuff.
It was fun as always, and we made it a pot luck.
While we cropped our little fingers to the bone, Elaine very casually dropped
a bombshell: She and John are moving to SWEDEN for three years!
Immediately thereafter she asked me to go and stay with her for a visit,
so my dream of visiting my ancestral home might possibly come true!
“Wiards Boycott”
I had a wonderful all-day autumn visit from Angela. We hit the dollar store, Big Lots, and Wiards Orchards. Well actually, we attempted to visit Wiard's Orchards. We pulled in the driveway and when we learned it was almost $10 to get in, we decided we'd rather do something cheap or free. Besides, I saw a lot of little kids running around, and that was not my idea of a pleasant Sunday afternoon. We discovered how they get so many visitors. Once you pull in the driveway, you can't get OUT. There was a long maze, lined on both sides with trees that are less than a car width apart, and hundreds of cars lined up to get in. There's no "exit" until you get up to the gate to pay, and since there were so many cars waiting to get in, we had to wait about 20 minutes just to get OUT! So we have imposed an unofficial Wiard's boycott. "Hell no, we won't go! ...because we tried and you wouldn't let us out!" Not a very good boycott chant, but we're pretty disorganized.
“Two
parts sweet, one part hot”
Later in the day, we baked banana bread, set it out to cool, and in the meantime went to Smokehouse Blues for dinner. In the last newsletter, you may recall that I reported some quality issues with their legendary baked beans. I'm happy to report that it appears to have been a one-time incident. The beans were scrumptious again. While we savored our ribs, we noted that Smokehouse Blues offers three BBQ sauce options: Sweet, Mild, and Hot. Angela mixed the sweet with the hot, and I noticed that the ratio was approximately 2 parts sweet to one part hot. She commented, “Just like me.” I said, “No, for that you’d have to add one part bitter.” Angela makes me laugh all the time, but this was the best laugh I've gotten out of her in I-can't-remember-how-long.
That
same day, I
showed Angela the hundreds of seeds I reaped from my "TPISFMBG" plant,
or "That Plant I Stole From Matthei Botanical Gardens." When my
Internet friend from Southern California, Holly, paid a visit in the Fall of 2002,
I took her to the U of M Botanical Gardens. As we strolled the grounds, Holly picked up two
seeds off the ground and handed them to me, saying, "This plant grows like
a weed around my house." The seeds intrigued me because they looked
like exact replicas of Army-green hand grenades, but they were only the size of
a pea. Without
thinking, I threw the seeds in my pocket and discovered them a few days later
when it was time to do laundry. I planted them inside during
the winter, and moved the 8-inch sprouts out to the garden in May. It turned into a gorgeous
vine with
stunning pink (magenta) flowers. In the
fall, it started to spit off those little green hand grenades. And they
kept coming for two months solid. As
I showed Angela the plant and told her the story, I
pondered aloud whether it was really theft because the seeds were on the ground
anyway. I told her I was planning to plant the hundreds of little seeds and try to sell
them to passers-by in my yard next spring. Would that be illegal? Unethical? Just plain weird? She told me to get my story straight because she
wanted to be prepared when I call her to bail me out of botanical jail.
“A couple of random thoughts...”
One
day I talked to my So-Cal friend Holly (the same one who was present when I
stole the aforementioned TPISFMBG seeds) by AOL Instant Messenger.
I typed the word “Crikey” and she told me she liked that.
I told her “Crikey” is the new “Holy Shit.”
If you haven't figured it out by now, I am a bargain shopper. It's the thrill of the hunt for me. I will brag about bargains for WEEKS when I find a really good one. I bought hair coloring from Big Lots for only $1.49. I got extremely worried when the last squirts from the bottle came out onto my hair in white chunks that looked like kitchen cleanser. It appeared for a moment that my hair would rinse out purple. Fortunately, though, it was just a dark, dark red. Lesson learned: never buy something as critical as hair coloring at a last-chance store. That's like buying marzipan at TJ Maxx.
After
making an online purchase, I completed an online survey for Office Depot.
A few weeks later I received a letter from the survey company and a $5
bill. Aside from finding it on the
street, that is quite possibly the easiest money I’ve ever earned.
Could one conceivably make a living filling out surveys????
“Sometimes
he says the cutest things”
While
wheeling groceries to our car in the parking lot at Meijer, we saw a rainbow cat
sticker on the bumper of a car. Derek
asked if that means the owner of the car is a gay person who likes cats, or a
supporter of gay cats?
“Bulbs coming out of my ears”
I
planted about 250 bulbs in the fall. Despite
having done this for three years in a row, I still
have lots of blank spaces to fill. Having
a whole acre sounds great, until you start to think about landscaping it. It’ll
be another 3 or 4 years of 200-unit plantings before the full Munger Road
bulbscape is complete. It’s best
to do it gradually, not only because of the expense, but with bulbs you have to
wait until spring and see everything in bloom so you know where to add and fill
in.
“Not your AVERAGE wolverine”
In
the fall we discovered that a former student from the 4th floor was going to be a contestant
on the NBC reality show Average Joe.
Brad Holcman was very active
in several student organizations, and worked at The Office of Greek Life.
Several of us full-timers (he was there too long ago
for most of the current students to remember him) scheduled weekly lunch sessions to
watch the previous night’s airing of the show.
We made a fun time of it, playing up the “Joe” theme.
We had sloppy joes, a cup o’ joe, and joe bananas for lunch.
The restaurant in the Union even put Sloppy Joes on their menu and put up a poster with Brad’s layout from People Magazine.
He made it to the final 6, but when he got a one-on-one date with the
star and criticized one of the other contestants, she ousted him.
Weeks
later, after the final episode with Melana’s big decision having aired the
night before, I casually said to my friend on the elevator, “I can’t believe
she picked Jason!” Suddenly the
guy standing behind us screamed “Noooooooooooooooooo!”
I ruined the surprise outcome, which
he had taped the night before and was saving until the end of the week after he
finished finals. I felt horrible,
but he should have worn a sign around his neck or something.
And really….what’s a straight man getting so worked up about Average
Joe for?
One night as we were having pre-dinner chitchat with Derek’s family,
his step-dad told us they finally sold their condo in Florida (they built a house last
year). Here’s how that
conversation went:
Ted:
We sold the condo!
Carol:
Yes, two young guys bought it.
Us:
Young?
Carol:
They’re only 45 or 50, two single guys.
Us:
Are they gay?
Ted:
No, they’re tradespeople.
? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ?
“Ya Scared the Dog”
One
lovely afternoon in November, I was outside planting some of those 250 bulbs I
mentioned above. Derek
was at the highly touted Michigan vs. Ohio State game, 6 miles away at Michigan
Stadium. This was a huge game
for both teams; the winner would claim the Big Ten title and advance to the Rose
Bowl. I couldn’t quite hear the
crowd from 6 miles away, but I could definitely feel the excitement in the air.
As I turned the soil and added
bulb booster and carefully penciled my bulb diagrams in my garden journal, I had my little portable
radio beside me for play-by-play commentary.
UM led most of the game, but OSU narrowed it to a single touchdown for a
few tense minutes in the third quarter. When
UM went up by 14 points with just a few minutes left, I screamed out at the top
of my lungs. The neighbor dog howled and scurried under the porch with his
tail tucked between his legs.
“Multiple Cat Discount”
We took all three cats to the vet in
one trip. It was highly traumatic,
especially for me and Derek. But
when all was said and done, I think they sold us on the idea.
The appointment didn’t take much longer than a visit for just one cat,
and they gave us a 10% “multiple cat” discount. So I think we’ll probably do that again in the future.
It’s imperative that both of us be there for it, simply because 12 paws
(54 razor-sharp claws) are no match for two hands, but it’s way more efficient than three
appointments on three separate days.
“This quarter's entertainment”
Among the movies we rented/watched this quarter (with Betz's 1-10 rating, then Derek's):
A Mighty Wind (rented twice, haven't actually watched yet) | The Grifters (6/9) |
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Pool Hall Junkies (1/3) |
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We got our Christmas present, a 43” high definition TV, about a month early. Derek
has since been semi-permanently glued to the couch whenever he's not out playing
pool.
“Thanksgiving with all the Trimmings”
Mom made her annual Thanksgiving
visit, and we stayed especially busy this year.
Kristin and Eric hosted a fabulous turkey dinner with all the trimmings
(and then some!) with Eric’s
parents in town to meet everyone for the first time.
Front and center was Eric’s dog, Olivia. She’s a gorgeous, sweet-natured yellow lab.
But she sneaks food if you leave her alone in a room where food is
present. It really
was no big deal for most of us; I actually thought it was kind of cute.
So what if she grabs some turkey from the counter?
Eventually she’ll get full and then we won’t have to worry about her.
And it's not like we didn't have enough food for an army!
I held Ric & Kathy’s new
baby Althea (Ally) for at least a half hour.
For those of you thinking, “Wait, Betsy, I
thought you didn’t like
kids!” Newborns are the only age
of children I like. I really do
enjoy cradling a 10-pound bundle. It's no
coincidence that such a bundle is feline-sized and approximately the same
temperature. The only thing missing is the purr. If
nothing else it gives me a reason to sway and rock without anyone wondering why.
(I've found that if you sway and rock without holding a child, people tend to be judgmental).
So yeah, I love newborns, but once they start to walk and talk, take ‘em back!
Ally's big brother, Foster, thanked me for
the stickers. Whenever I get
stickers in the mail from charities trying to get me to donate, I send them in a
special envelope through the mail, just for Foster.
The next day Mom and I shopped until
our feet couldn’t take us any further.
We lunched at the most awful Chinese restaurant I’ve ever experienced. For those of you in Ann Arbor who don't already know this: DO
NOT eat at the Chinese place next to Fox Village theater. I later got sick, so we didn’t leave the house Friday
night.
On Saturday we drove to my cousin's (Brad) football game at
Saginaw Valley State University, where they played their big
rival Grand Valley State University in the conference playoffs.
SVSU had no losses, and GVSU had only one, which was delivered to them by
SVSU earlier in the season. Unfortunately,
GVSU got their revenge and advanced to the next round; they ultimately won the
National Championship--their second in a row.
We had a nice dinner afterward at Applebee’s with Brad, his sister
Chantel, dad Stu (mom’s brother), and Aunt Nancy.
“Pajama Party”
At our semi-annual party in December, which was a Pajama Party this time around, I didn’t take a single picture! There was much debate in the preceding months about whether we would even have a party. Derek was such a slacker for the June party that I told him there wasn't going to be another party unless he did his share of the work. Well, my threat worked; he was very helpful for the PJ party. He even treated me to birthday breakfast that morning at the legendary Ann Arbor restaurant, Angelos. Then we headed to Kohls to buy special jammies for the party, and he helped all day until party time. It was a much smaller crowd this time (I think because it was on a Friday) but a nice gathering nonetheless.
I got some really awesome gifts this year from close friends. Aside from The Learning Channel (TLC) and Comedy Central, the most watched TV channel in our house is Animal Planet. My favorite shows on Animal Planet are Animal Precinct and Animal Cops, where animals get rescued, and people who abuse or neglect animals get arrested and thrown in the can. Angela loves this show too, so much so that last fall she applied to work as a volunteer at the Humane Society in downtown Detroit, where Animal Cops is filmed. Well, for my birthday she gave me a photograph of the entire cast, autographed by the only female investigator, Debby MacDonald. Isn't that COOL!!!??? I also got a gorgeous chenille throw and the funniest birthday card I've ever seen from Ciara and Niamh, which I'll have to show you in person. They had seen it 5 months earlier and had to buy it because it was just TOO perfect.
Finally, the most rewarding gift was
the “Cats Pajamas” donations from all of our guests for the Humane Society
of Huron Valley. Despite the small crowd, over $70 was donated to our charity
of choice. With our matching
contribution, there is $150 worth of warmth that went to help homeless critters
this winter.
Mark your calendars for Derek's 45th this year: June 12. Theme: "Take me out to the ballgame."
“Stealing other people's gifts--that's what Christmas is all about”
The hot idea for the Christmas season was “Steal the gift” exchange. I did this both at work and with my extended family on Christmas Eve. The idea is, everyone brings a universal gift. At work, we all brought a white elephant gift--something from our own home that we didn't want anymore. At my family gathering, we each bought a gift of $20-$25 value. You throw all the gifts in the pile, and then people draw numbers randomly and, in numerical order, choose the gift from under the tree. The person who picks first, well, they're stuck with whatever they got. But everyone after that can either steal, yes I said STEAL, gifts from other people who have already opened them, or choose to open a mystery gift from under the tree. If they steal a gift from some poor soul, that poor soul gets to pick whatever gift they want from under the tree. Unlike the deli at Kroger, you want a HIGH number for this drawing, because whoever has the highest number gets to see what everyone else has and can basically steal whatever they want. Usually there's one "hot" gift that gets stolen several times. I took some heat for stealing a hand-made blanket/throw from my own Mother. But yeah, she had stolen it from two other people before it landed in her lap.
This was LOADS of fun, and I encourage everyone to give it a shot for any type of gift exchange. It provides unlimited laughter and takes the focus off of who got what for whom. In the office exchange that we did, someone put in a "stinker" gift. Everyone gave it at least some thought, and the gifts were all relatively nice. But this one guy, actually the office slacker and I don't think this was on purpose, gave a stupid little pencil top with a green frog on it--something you'd scoop out of the bottom of your kids' toy box and throw away. We all felt kind of bad for the guy who ended up with the stupid green frog, but it sure gave us a lot of laughs.
“Viva Las Vegas”
Immediately after we returned from the UP, Derek left for Las Vegas with our friend, Rick. Of all Derek's single male friends, Rick is one of the few that I would feel comfortable sending him to Las Vegas with. Rick won a free hotel room in a poker tournament up north, so almost half of the trip was free. They stayed in Vegas for 3 or 4 days while Rick played in a big tournament, then drove to Pasadena for the Rose Bowl, and back to Vegas for 5 more days. Click to enlarge the pictures:
While
Derek was gone, the Michigan Union was closed, so I couldn't work. There
were times when I didn’t leave the house for two days straight.
I painted banners, alphabetized the DVDs and CDs, sanitized everything in
sight.
I spent New Year's Eve with my homeys, Angela, Ciara, and Niamh. It was my first NYE away from Derek in 12 years! The girls and I had lots of snacks, a rousing game of Trivial Pursuit, and more snacks. Ange & I came back from a 5-wedge deficit to fill our pie. We nearly snuck away with a come-from-behind win. You see, we knew their weakness: the Sports category. But the Comerford smarties eventually pulled it off. We turned on the TV at 11:55, just in time to witness the awkward midnight kiss between Dick Clark and his wife. She’s too old for him. Actually, she has aged at a normal pace, while Dick got stuck somewhere in the 1970s. Derek called twice from California that night. What exciting thing was he doing at midnight on New Year's Eve 2003? Driving around, looking for pool hall, of course! They finally found it, but it was closed. He and Rick rang in the new year in a rental car. Later in the week he called me to ask if it was OK to go see a topless show. It wouldn't be the complete Vegas experience without one. I told him sure....."No touching!"
Derek finally arrived home from Vegas on
January 7, only to depart 38 hours later for a tournament in Chicago. You must get sick of hearing this
every January, but Derek was gone all month and I worked - worked - worked -
worked. I
average about 65 hours a week from January 1 through February 15....just
a fact of life that I've come to accept.
Number of days between December 27 - January 26: 31
Number of days Derek was home during
that span: 4.5
When he finally did come home, there was
lots of
couch time, movies, bonding. We watched both X-men
movies. (Betz
loved both of them because her boyfriend, Hugh Jackman, aka "Huge", is the
star). We also rented and were blown away
by Bowling for Columbine. It so impressed me that I e-mailed
Michael Moore to
invite him to my Oscars party.
“That Kid gets into EVERYTHING!”
Sean, my brother, got in head-on collision in
December. He suffered broken ribs
and all-over soreness, but was otherwise
OK. After years of my harping on
him about never wearing his seat belt, the kid actually had it on that morning,
and it may have saved his life.
It was very early in the morning, and he was headed for a training
course. As the two cars met each other, the
slushy snow pulled them both toward the center line, and they crashed. This is one of those “only in a small town” stories…the
driver of the other vehicle was his co-worker, on his way to the car
pool before heading to the same training session as Sean.
He was out of work for 12 days and went back to work before he really
felt ready, because he didn’t want to keep using up his sick time.
He later found out that if he had missed just two more days, he
wouldn’t have had to use any sick time at all; it could have been a worker’s
comp claim. Great advice (ie, none)
from his Union rep, huh!?
Sean was
one of those kids who was into everything.
Mom couldn’t look away for 30 seconds because he’d cause major
turmoil if left alone. When he was
a toddler, he fell and cracked his head open a half-dozen times in a 7-month
span. Pointy objects and edges of
furniture seemed to magnetically attract his skull. This
was long before all the kid-proofing gadgets available now.
Mom's idea of kid-proofing was to keep a steady supply of rubber bands, outlet covers, and gauze.
One day while she curled her hair in the bathroom, having left
2-year-old Sean just seconds
before, she heard him scream from the kitchen, 15 feet away.
He had somehow managed to climb up onto the stove looking for candy and,
in the process, turn on the electric burners, and his shoes were melting to the
stovetop. My guess is that at the current stage of his life, he could get
himself into a similar pickle while searching for beer.
When he was about 12, he got poked with a pitchfork in the crook between the thumb and first finger. That was actually quite serious and required several days in the hospital, because it was a deep puncture wound from a sharp, metal object that happened to be coated in cow shit.
This one's not the least bit funny....in his early 20s, he worked for a well drilling company and nearly lost his finger when some metal drilling rods shifted in the bed of the truck and trapped his hand against the tailgate.
He’s had horrible sinus headaches his whole life, and during a checkup after a particularly bad one, they decided to do an MRI. The doctor told us that Sean has the largest sinus cavities of any human being he’s ever seen. Like APE SIZED sinuses, people. Cro-magnon man--you know, the one that barely walked upright?
And now, this uvula business. He
had been having problems with it for many years; it would become enlarged and
elongated at random, sometimes to the point where he couldn’t breathe because
it was blocking his trachea. Sean,
always the joker, said, “You know what they say about a man with a big uvula!” but it did
become very serious. So the doc
lopped it off and apparently now he’s fine.
He was having extreme difficulty swallowing for a few days after the
surgery, so I sent him a care package of soft foods (pudding, oatmeal, squishy
stuff).
His wry response when he opened the box was, “Betsy went grocery
shopping for us.”
“Tournament Tough!”
Derek has had a very good year for
tournaments. He finished in the top
3 in the tough Hall of Fame Thursday tournament three times, won a weekly 8-ball
tournament in
Battle Creek three times, finished 5th in a pro-stacked mini-tournament at Derby City,
finished 30th out of
310 One-Pocket players in Derby City, and 3rd place for the second consecutive year at
the Jackson “Garage” bar table tournament.
The fourth stop of the MW9B Tour was on February 7, which was officially the crappiest day of 2004. The alignment was screwed up on my car, so I dropped it off at the shop and rented a car for $80 for the weekend (they suckered me into the additional insurance). While I was at the tournament, the mechanics paged me to tell me I couldn't get away with a $50 alignment. Things were broken--BIG, IMPORTANT things--and if I wanted to take my trusty ol' Saturn on the road again, they'd have to be fixed. On top of the $700 estimate, I lost my first two matches in the tournament and put myself no closer to National qualification. I dropped to 14th (tie).
“Mom Vila on This Old House”
Mom has been doing some more renovation on our old house. I'm tellin' ya, she and David take on these projects as if they're spring chickens. Last year they completely redid the bathroom, and now they knocked out the wall between her bedroom and my bedroom, and turned it into one big master bedroom. It is quite amazing what David is able to accomplish, considering that he is almost 66 years old and, *technically*, handicapped. You'd never know it. Here are the impressive before and after pictures (click to enlarge):
...and if that doesn't impress you, check out the bathroom renovation they did LAST year:
“Cats don't always land on their feet”
I think I've told you before about our
"Family Time." This is when it's time to go take everything to
the curb on Monday nights. We coerce/force the cats to go outside with us, and we
take the stuff to the curb while they prance around on the lawn, playing
hide-n-seek. Well, after Christmas the weather was so cold that, like me, none of
them wanted to leave the house. There was a break in the weather that
Monday, so I encouraged them to go outside with me. It was warming
up, but there was still a half-inch layer of ice on the driveway. Simonie got so excited
that she bolted out onto the driveway--glare ice with a think coating of fluffy
snow--and fell flat on her
ass. You never see cats do that!
“Poppelier”
You know how some people can tell you exactly what wine goes with what dish? I think that person is called a sommelier. I discovered that I have the ability to match the perfect diet pop to every dish. I am a poppelier.
Pepperoni pizza? Diet Faygo orange.
Chicken marsala? Diet Rite White Grape.
Beef stroganoff? Diet Canada Dry Ginger Ale.
Macaroni & Cheese? Diet Caffeine-free Dr. Pepper
Ham sandwich? Diet A & W Root Beer.
Any kind of salad? Diet Pepsi/Coke.
“How come everyone here is half our age?”
My bowling homeys and I got together after Christmas for steak dinner at Knights (a new experience for all of us), followed by glow-bowling. The scoring machine would only allow for one-word names, and I was feeling frisky. So I entered my name: Cher. Naturally, Madonna (Donna) and Charo (Kathy) followed. I was at a loss for a fourth female diva with only one name, so Elaine ended up being Fabio. Later we thought of some better ones: Elvira, Beyonce, Bennifer.
As soon as the black lights came on, everyone in the
room was half our age. We had to get the HELL out of there.
“The best way to get your feet wet...”
...is to jump in up to your neck! The International 9-Ball Director for ACUI, a volunteer, resigned in mid-January. This is a position I've been interested in for a number of years, but it has always been filled. I thought I'd apply after this guy finished his 3-year term, thinking by then I'd have found someone to take over my regional duties. After carefully weighing the options, I accepted the call for help. I'll be heading to Boulder, Colorado on April 14-17 to run the show. So far it's been about 10-15 hours a week of additional work, and that will continue to grow as it gets closer to event time. I'm at a distinct disadvantage in that most people have a year to pull it together; I have less than three months. But I am up for the challenge!
“She ain't creepy...she's my brotha”
One day I received an e-mail from someone named
Rosalie, saying she loved my website. Having
gotten messages about my website from creepy people a few times before (usually invitations
to “click here to check out my website”--leading to a porn site), I was a little guarded, but I
wrote her back and thanked her, asking who she is, how she found the site, and
why she cares. I was thrilled to
hear her response:
Hi Betsy,
To answer your question - I am just a weird old lady that likes to play around
on the computer. I like typing in a phrase and seeing what comes up - I typed in "Things That Piss Me Off" and yours was one of many, many sites that
came up.
I thought it was well done, that you have a very nice family and a great sense
of humor. I enjoyed it and thought you might like to know that a complete
stranger enjoyed all your work and effort. You Go Girl!
Sincerely,
Rosalie
P.S. I live in Florida - the home of the newly weds and the nearly deads.
I wrote her back a note thanking her,
and told her how glad I was that she isn’t creepy.
I also invited her to make suggestions for things to add to the "Things
that Piss Me Off" list. I
signed it “From your new
friend from Michigan, land of Yoopers and trolls.”
We hosted the annual ACUI Recreation Tournament at U of M this year. It was, as always, a gross amount of work, but I've done it so many times now, it went off virtually without a hitch. Usually hosting and coordinating are two entirely separate duties, but I actually enjoyed having both of them (and my colleagues, Karla and Barb, were very helpful with non-event-specific stuff like hotels, food, etc.). There's a lot to be said for having the element of control on your side. When it's hosted by another school and another staff, it's always a bit of a crapshoot. There were about 170 participants in Pool, Bowling, Table Tennis, Euchre, Foosball, and Chess. Everything went extremely well except for the Table Tennis Director not showing up. We called to wake him up, and eventually he got there, but it put things an hour behind schedule, and there were a few complaints from schools that had driven 7 hours to get here and planned to go home that night. Overall, though, it was the most seamless intercollegiate tournament in recent history.
“Trial by Jury”
For 33 years, I never saw the inside of a courtroom. The closest I came was when a childhood friend turned 18 and went in front of a Magistrate to request that his last name be changed because his dad was a complete loser and he wanted to take his Mom's last name. Then, in the span of a week, I was at the Washtenaw County Courthouse TWICE! I received notice of jury duty, and was also asked to testify on behalf of a student who was pulled over while driving a university vehicle for my department, and arrested on an outstanding warrant five years later when he returned to Michigan. When I learned of this, I thought: wouldn’t it be hilarious if I was in the pool of jurors for the case in which I was scheduled to testify? It turned out not to be the case, but just the possibility of it made me giggle. I was released from jury duty after only 4 hours (I finished a book and chatted with a rabid Republican so the time flew by), and the former student ended up plea-bargaining to one of the three charges, so I didn't have to take the stand.
“The Richard Petty of the Red Cross”
All that activity in January and February must have gotten my blood flowing, because when I went to the Red Cross for my quarterly blood donation, I set a record for speed of filling the bag. They jokingly asked if I wanted to stick around for another couple pints. Derek and I did lots of housekeeping that day (both of us--he helped!), followed by a jaunt to Home Depot. I'm still trying desperately to get him to buy into the "Betz’s Kraft Korner" idea for the basement. I'm not quite there yet. But I picked out some brown/beige paint sticks to consider for the hallway, and we found a color of carpeting that we both love. It matches the nude, which is the focal point of the room, but we are just afraid the color (dark teal) is too bold.
“I have a question, Mr. President...”
The week of Spring Break (aka, "catch up week") went by FAR too quickly, and before I knew it, I was off to Washington DC for the annual ACUI conference. I really wasn't looking forward to the trip, not only because of my fear of plummeting to earth at 1,000 miles an hour in a metal tube engulfed in flames, but because the conference fell during Oscars weekend. I was forced to make a split-second decision at work, back in January, about whether to attend the conference or not. By the time I remembered it was Oscars weekend, my flight was already booked and my registration fee already paid. I had to cancel the 5th Annual Oscarama and un-invite Michael Moore. The conference was actually very rewarding, and I got to meet and have my picture with Helen Thomas from the UPI (White House Correspondent for almost 50 years!). I also networked with a lot of colleagues from around the country, and did a little sight-seeing. And as it turns out, there were a bunch of other witty and knowledgeable movie buffs at the conference. As movie buffs tend to do, we found each other and arranged to watch the show in someone's suite. The banter was very good. That's my favorite part about Oscars night--the hurling of insults at the beautiful people on TV. That, and Oscar snacks. Given the choice, I'd still opt for the Oscarama, but the weekend wasn't a total loss.
Well, that catches you up to speed on our lives as of the end of February 2004. Catch you again in a few months! Look for:
Boulder trip
New boss for Betz
A major winning $treak for Derek
Angela buys a house!
Here are some new pages on the website that I have created/improved since the last newsletter:
Family Reunion (under construction)
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