All You Need to Know About Us, the Designers of This Website

a.k.a., The Mulan Conspiracy Theory

Rebecca Cotton is, to all appearances, a freshman student at the University of Michigan planning to major in biology. She is currently taking a class about Organic Chemistry, and seems to have a suspiciously excessive interest in the synthesis of Cortistian A. A careful background check revealed that Rebecca used to dance and is quite adept at applying large amounts of make-up on herself for performances. This has led some to believe that Rebecca actually has a secret identity as THE MATCHMAKER in the Mulan movies, using her knowledge of chemisty to identify appropriate mates for Chinese youths. Opinions are divided as to how successful Rebecca is at this job.

"You must demonstrate a sense of DIGNITY."

Lisa Lee is also a freshman at the University of Michigan planning to major in Cellular Molecular Biology. She has taken several classes in Organic Chemistry, but her favorite class is taught by the infamous MULAN on most important life lessons. At the moment, she is learning how to train her dogs like the Little Brother is trained to do chores. Using a combination of chemistry and animal physciology, she hopes to train the dogs to complete tasks beyond simple chores, such as synthesizing compounds in Organic Chemistry lab without failure at a first try.

"My ancestors sent a LITTLE LIZARD to help me?"

Danny Luan is currently a freshman at the University of Michigan planning to major in biostatistics. He hopes to one day make it as a doctor, and as a result, has enrolled in the honors section of second semester Organic Chemistry, a decision he does not completely regret. In the context of his favorite Disney movie, Danny sees himself as SHANG, the brave soldier and the leader of the imperial army. In his free time, he enjoys to sing, play piano, and do research.

"Let's get down to business, to DEFEAT THE HUNS!"

G Su is currently a freshman at the University of Michigan with a passion for God, sushi, music, and (occasionally) chemistry. She is a Pre-Health student majoring in Anthropology in hopes of one day working as an orthopedic surgeon. She appears to be obsessively interested in a fascinating compound known as Raney nickel. As it turns out, Raney nickel is extremely flammable, often igniting when in contact with air. Some speculate that G Su may have a secret double life as MUSHU, using Raney nickel to ignite her fiery dragon flames.

"Alright that's it! DISHONOR! DISHONOR ON YOUR WHOLE FAMILY! (take note of this..) DISHONOR ON YOU! DISHONOR ON YOUR COW!"