The good
doctor here takes some time from his busy schedule to Dr. Janos, My wife and I have been happily
married for many years, but recent events cause me to
fear for her physical and moral well-being. She
begins to show signs of Pox, and I worry for my own
health. I have heard it said that the Pox is
brought on by immoral living, and often worship of the
Devil. When I asked my wife if she engaged in the
occult, she adamantly denied it, but the sores on her
body appear as proof of diablerie. What should I
do? =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Lord _____, -J Dr. Janos, A very reliable source informs me
that I have great reason to be concerned. You see,
at a recent ball I encountered a most handsome beau, and
have taken a great fancy in him. However, my good
friend, Lady M-, informs me that his delicate nose should
give me pause. She claims that a scant nose is a
clear sign of scantiness elsewhere, and that I would do
best to no longer receive him when he calls. Should
I continue to speak with him, or should I wait for a
patron with a more prodigious proboscis? =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Lady E-, You indeed have reason to fear over your suitors snippet of a snout. I offer this helpful verse from By a Physician for your consideration: Mens tools according to
their noses grow, - J =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Dr. Jannnos, I have undergone treatmentt of
Mercury for severil months now, in attempt to cure the
pOx, and hav yet to see a signifigant improvement in my
condition. in fact, Ifind that I recent ly have
great difficulty maintianing my conccentration and that
my vission I s much more blurrrred than in previous
years. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Marcus, I direct you to the treatise I have written on treatment with the specific, which can be found here. You may wish to consult another
doctor, as a proper treatment of mercury will destroy the
lues venerea, but will not affect other illnesses. Thus,
you may have been misdiagnosed. Also, if you have
not been eating regularly, or have ventured into the
cold, you may experience such detrimental side-effects.
I will assure you, however, that a proper dosage and
application of mercury will have no harmful results other
than minor soreness of the mouthh. - J =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- This letter arrived anonymously, and is being printed and answered in the interest of informing the public. I am to be married within weeks, but
dread the day, as my husband will find that I am not a
maid. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- I have consulted many medical texts, as well as my wife, and offer the following: Page 34 of Aristotles
Masterpiece suggests that the hymen may be
broken so many other ways, and yet the Woman be both
Chaste and Virtuous. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Dr. Janos, I farm roughly a hundred acres of
land, and my crops have been smitten by a terrible
blight. I had no idea what could be causing such
devastation, until it occurred to me that an acquaintance
mentioned that the breath of a menstruous woman was
strong enough to wither plants. As my wife and
daughters have been assisting me in the fields, could
this be the cause of my losses? =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Edmund, I assure you that your troubles,
while clearly severe, are not caused by what you suggest.
I again cite for you a passage from Martens Gosnologium
Novum, page 71: In short, whatever the cause of the
blight of your crops, it is neither your wife nor
daughters. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Dr. Janos, I have recently found that I am impotent, and can no longer perform the acts of lovemaking. What can be done to restore me? T.N. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- T.N., The best remedy for a lack of
virility is to consume the meat and other parts of
animals who are renowned for their vigour and
constititution, or for their love of the conjugal. Page
51 of Aristotles Masterpiece suggests: Such therefore ought to feed
upon Cock-stones and Lamb-stones, Sparrows, Partridges,
Quails, and Pheasant Egg; for tis an infallible
aphorism in Physick, that whatsoever any Creature is
extreamly addicted to, they operate to the same End by
their mumial Virtue in the Man that eats them. Therefore Partridges, Quails,
Sparrows, etc. being extreamly addicted to Venery, they
work the same Effect on those who eat them: And
this likewise is worthy noted, the what Part of the Body
the Faculty that you would strengthen lies, take the same
Part of another Creature, in whom that Faculty is strong,
as Medicine. (7) - J =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
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