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While suturing a
laceration on the hand of a 70-year-old Texas
rancher whose hand had caught in a gate while working cattle a doctor
and the old man were talking about George W. Bush being in the White
House. The old Texan said "Well, ya know, Bush is a 'post
turtle'."
Not knowing what the old man meant the doctor asked him what a post
turtle was. The old man said, "When you're driving down a
country
road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top,
that's a post turtle.
The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued
to explain "You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't
belong there, he can't get anything done while he's up there and you
just want to help the poor dumb thing get down."
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This joke contributed by: J.D.
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